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Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML


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On 06/02/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by GrandmaShakers (man) - United States (California)

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I lawl'd at the commercials when I saw it.

#2 - On 06/03/2010 at 3:07am by Trickyklown

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You don't tone fat. You tone muscle. You LOSE fat.

#22 - On 06/03/2010 at 3:22am by FYLDeep

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