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Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 8:32pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

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yeah, i guess he assumed your not well groomed down there...hopefully its not like a national forest.

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:36am by slyvanilla_creme

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for his birthday, give him a razor too.
chances are, he needs to groom down there as well.

#5 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:49am by maaariana

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