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Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18430) - you deserved it (10571)

On 05/04/2010 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Rejection (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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Fast Forward about 2 weeks and we'll see an FML where your ex-boyfriend dumped you and posted your "naughty pics" all over Facebook.

#15 - On 05/04/2010 at 10:44am by SarahMarie83

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Ouch, burn! Did you not shave or something?!

#7 - On 05/04/2010 at 10:33am by littlemissdqgirl

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