Intimacy: Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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You deserved it 46 015

By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By yollew - 25/11/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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You deserved it 30 092

By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 13 849

By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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You deserved it 782

By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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You deserved it 2 954

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 25 April 2017 18:17

Stop using bricks as mouth gags.

laowang 13

Tuesday 25 April 2017 16:56

How hard?!!

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laowang 13

Tuesday 25 April 2017 16:56

How hard?!!

CantTouchThat 29

Tuesday 25 April 2017 17:09

That's what he said

Cali 54

Tuesday 25 April 2017 17:17

...on what exactly?

8313girl 28

Tuesday 25 April 2017 17:50

You got her with the line "Its ok, I don't bite." Then you bit her anyway. Shame!

Elisabethandrine 29

Tuesday 25 April 2017 18:06

"Doesn't matter, had sex?"

Cali 54

Wednesday 26 April 2017 11:09

I will never stop loving that song.

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 25 April 2017 18:17

Stop using bricks as mouth gags.

species4872 19

Tuesday 25 April 2017 19:10

All pro's wear mouth guards.

newbiemalestr8 26

Tuesday 25 April 2017 19:23

way to go, adding acrobatics to the bedroom, but everyone knows you need to use a safety net when you first start out. Oh, and be sure the trapeze is bolted into a ceiling joist

wickedgetz 30

Tuesday 25 April 2017 20:08

need to know how this happened. ... follow up please OP

RockPrincess26 16

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:04

What the **** are you doing that makes you chip a tooth during sex?!

NisaSayshi 24

Wednesday 26 April 2017 1:33

Well, that's liking it rough next level.

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

Hangry dude

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