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By Anonymous / Friday 25 February 2011 14:53 / United States
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  Thanatos1206  |  0

Anyone else notice it doesn't say OP is female?? This could be a gay guy

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  xXgUeSsWhAtXx  |  9

just because you can button them/ zip it up/ pull it over your head does NOT mean it fits...theres a big difference between squeezing in and fitting and your husband pointed it out, though he couldve approached it in a more sensative way

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  Thanatos1206  |  0

If you were more observant you'd notice I never said it would make a difference. I'm merely stating that it could and everyone is assuming OP is female because of the word "husband".

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  blueeyedwolf  |  10

How did I assume anything? My statement was completely lacking any male/female identity. And my statement is what you replied to. Some of the other statements have, but not this one.

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  Thanatos1206  |  0

34 - Alright I'll admit that was a bad on my part but I only did it so people would notice quicker and stop the assumptions. There's probably a reason OP didn't include their sex on this post.

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  SirEBC  |  7

15, please allow me to elaborate. 3 said that OP's husband's chode looks like a stuffed sausage. The next time you're about to use a horribly played-out cliche, dig deep inside of that testicle-sized brain of yours and think, "Hm. Is saying this going to make me come off as a moron?" It will help. I promise. I'm hard on you only because I care.

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  ktdad07  |  0

A chode is the area between the testicles and anus. As it is not an appendage, and is merely a patch of skin, how could it possibly look like a stuffed sausage? It was a poor insult. Stop trying to be clever, 3. And EBC, of course I used a horribly played-out cliche. I'm on the internet.

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  ktdad07  |  0

Eh, fair enough. I don't agree with this new-fangled definition but it makes your original post acceptable. And sorry to hear about your boyfriend's abnormal penis.

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Dirtyblond, I am unsure as to what you said but I will comment no longer after this, I was just being a fucktard, haha, I find Urban Dictionary useless. Good comment, good game, good game.

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  ktdad07  |  0

She called you a cock juggling thundercunt. It was better when Ryan Reynolds said it, trust me. And it's gooch, which is another word for chode, which means exactly what I said it means. Thanks for adding nothing to the conversation.

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  ktdad07  |  0

I was going to rant about how I think it's hypocritical that you tell everyone to play nice and refrain from posting "shocking or hateful comments," while the mods here will edit users posts at will to make statements like "I like turtles in my ass" and even more absurd and insulting stories. But instead I'll just say: Sorry Sirin, it won't happen again. Now aren't I a good little boy?

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If you're going to be a total assbox, you deserve whatever editing your comments get via divine modtervention. The mods can do what they want if they see fit. This website isn't the United States, you don't get your whole freedom of speech shit here.

By  TheZarola  |  10

Not an FML IMO. He just told you the truth. Would you rather try to go out in public wearing the clothes and get made fun of? YDI for not noticing it, anyway.

By  wisericky  |  12

im thinking that OP is huge, then she fit her self in super small clothing and she appears to be thin, then she started rumbeling and the cloths ripped and fat rolls are flying all over the place.

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