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By chicoallen - 31/08/2011 18:45 - United States

Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By Fml - 22/04/2018 15:00

Today, a co-worker called in sick due to a family emergency. I ended up working an unplanned 12-hour overnight shift. After I clocked out, I dragged myself out to the parking lot to go home. Someone had smeared tacos all over my car. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By automotive glass tech - 21/01/2016 18:09 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

I hope OP's boss did not chalk him up for taking such a long time

WCARlover 34

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:05

Window chalk is so hard to get off! I feel your pain :/

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cyanidesandwich 21

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

First!

Snowstar 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:03

HOLY **** YOU'RE FIRST. I'm sure you'll get a scholarship for that.

cyanidesandwich 21

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:03

Wow i feel so happy i got first even though it is a pointless accomplishment. Feel free to thumb my comment down!

Snowstar 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:05

I've gotten first twice. No one cares, and I sure didn't.

dopesanju 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

wow

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

I hope OP's boss did not chalk him up for taking such a long time

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:09

"lol good now"?

zbajis 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:19

They were just trying to brighten your day

Legendslayer222 26

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:59

"It may not lol good now" almost seems to be an incorrect way of saying "it may not seem funny now" so I'm wondering if that was intentional.

Friaza 29

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:59

A 16 hour shift is insanely long e_o

CreeperIRL 14

Thursday 1 September 2011 9:02

So lol is the correct way to spell it? Auto check this... LSHMSFOAIDMT.

Sharkbiscuit 6

Friday 2 September 2011 4:37

It was just a typo, no need to feel bad. It took me two passes to notice it.

khaya 9

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:02

It's like that car wash scene from dodgeball.

fakeaccountX 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 5:36

"That's it, boi --- get in there nice and deep-like."

ohmandapants 16

Friday 2 September 2011 5:18

But less sexy.

1badws6 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:02

I hate when people do that

btbamfan75 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:02

i would have ****** him up, i meant you both were off the clock...

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:15

Doesn't mean his boss can't press charges or sue him for assault

sxe_beast 11

Thursday 1 September 2011 1:40

Or fired him...

coffeeandcream 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:03

karma will come around and bite his ass one day then you will have the chance to laugh at him. :)

WCARlover 34

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:05

Window chalk is so hard to get off! I feel your pain :/

StopDropNRoll 11

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:07

I think I know who did it.

WCARlover 34

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:31

mhm actually you have no idea

StopDropNRoll 11

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:34

I was just implying it could have been the boss as a prank :(

WCARlover 34

Thursday 1 September 2011 1:07

ooh I see what you're sayin, ok:)

REX50ROC 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:07

hey at least u werent asleep in ur car, u would've never woken up

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