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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By Kevin - 18/03/2021 21:30

Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By BadassRumbleroar - 20/01/2012 03:46 - Canada

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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chris_lillo 15

Saturday 28 July 2018 5:06

Take your phone out and start filming while loudly asking what they were doing!

blightsight 10

Saturday 28 July 2018 6:05

Privacy? in a public place? seriously?

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chris_lillo 15

Saturday 28 July 2018 5:06

Take your phone out and start filming while loudly asking what they were doing!

interesting33 36

Sunday 29 July 2018 2:41

no don't film, they don't deserve that. but it was totally out of order of her to say that to you.

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 28 July 2018 5:40

Plot twist: that is a homeless couple living in the bus stop

TCRII 29

Saturday 28 July 2018 5:58

Hey! You’re just waiting for your turn...I mean bus...

blightsight 10

Saturday 28 July 2018 6:05

Privacy? in a public place? seriously?

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 28 July 2018 6:15

That's when ya say hold on one moment let me get my 10" strap-on out of my purse to use on your man 🤣🤣🤣

cdaspirit 15

Saturday 28 July 2018 6:36

Call the police... nobody needs to see that shit

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 28 July 2018 6:57

"If you want privacy, try doing that in private."

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 July 2018 7:56

It coulda been worse — she coulda asked you to come over and give her a hand.

Davros 12

Saturday 28 July 2018 9:29

Tell her if she wanted privacy she should have went behind the dumpster.

Spiritbird 17

Saturday 28 July 2018 10:00

"Are you sure the privacy is what you realllly seek?"

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