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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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snowman2684 1

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:59

how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:56

Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.

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greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 13:00

better than smelling like pig vomit :(

iplaylax 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:15

is the op a carrot?

DarkPrince_fml 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 16:17

how did this get through the mods

2gether4ever 0

Monday 10 May 2010 4:39

then eat more fruit

stopreadingmynam 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 2:09

cool!

GravityGoesUp 1

Wednesday 27 June 2012 2:47

At least he didn't say fish ): Still pretty awkward though lol good luck with him! :D

deadangel_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 18:18

LOL @ #5. Love the phrasing, "she looked slightly unhappy". :D And I too could think of worse things to smell like than vegetables, but I'm guessing it's still not what you're really going for.

twitchy315 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:13

vegetables are good! (think about it ;) its a compliment)

Titanus 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 2:46

do you mean #2?

cbahh 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:47

This made me laugh more than any other FML.

ughidgaf 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:04

lol i was about to say "awww! that's a line from juno!" but no. juno was soup. sorry. but hey, there are worse things to smell like than vegetables.

snowman2684 1

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:59

how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

Vball6 19

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:17

Dammit I accidentally unliked this comment): Thumbs up!

mikejacobs 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:41

Does your boyfriend go around sniffing vegetables in wheelchairs or something :p

iloveyoulosers 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:00

....so?

3ree 0

Friday 20 March 2009 12:09

could be worse

jsmith1199 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:49

so what? no one cares.. Today, I read an FML so ridiculously stupid that it actually made my eyes bleed.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:56

Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.

walker9879 25

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:12

#12 random fact: recently there was a study where scientists got perspiration from males and females and added enzymes and smelled it. I can't remember for sure what male perspiration smelled like on average (dirty socks maybe) but females smelled like grapefruit and onion.

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