By sadlrana121 - 10/01/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
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Ohone01 1

Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3

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19990231 29

Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

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BeastyMcbeast 19

This was a pun because she got shat on if you couldn't tell

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19990231 29

We can tell. It's the most overused and unoriginal pun that appears on every FML with "shit" in it.

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19990231 29

#1/7 We can tell. It is the most overused, unoriginal pun which gets used in every FML with "shit" in it.

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howard007 18

#1 your shit pun actually got shat on...

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earljonez 22

Totally didn't see this one coming......

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milehigh52 22

#1 don't try to explain your pun like we were too stupid to understand it. That's just sad. just take the down votes and move on.

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touch_the_sky_77 22

Tell the company workers that it's frosting and pretend to be a cupcake. They'll either be delighted or terrified.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Interviewer: Is that bird shi- OP: (quickly interrupting) It's frosting! Interviewer: Why is there frosting in your hair? OP: I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Ok........Why should we hire you? OP: Because I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Do you have any special talents that would make you a prime candidate for this job? OP: Being a cupcake! Interviewer: (laughs)........(awkward silence)......Get the **** out of my office! Op: Cupcake? Interviewer: Security!

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Adm_Twigs 19

#20's scenario may work fantastically if you are getting a job at a cupcake shop!!!

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19990231 29

Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

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19990231 29

57, I'm not an expert, but you can manage to wash your hair in a public restroom. Although it may be embarrassing, not as embarrassing as leaving the shit in your hair.

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Ahmad69a 10

Looks like you got into a shitty bussiness before your interview...

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JocelynKaulitz 28

More like the shitty business got on OP.

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fractured_ 22

If you explain to the interviewer what happened, I'm sure that they will disregard it.

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howard007 18

Id take a photo to prove them and wash it off, and in the case i am late id show the photo.

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Ohone01 1

Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3

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Wolfparable 22

They say you make your own luck.. She really DID have the right attitude!

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timakinz 21

For all we know, OP may have needed some humility.

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