Health: Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Utica

Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Hoffman

Today, I've been sneezing and coughing and not feeling well, so I decided to go to the grocery store to get some bone broth and some orange juice. Shortly after grabbing the orange juice, I felt like I had to pass gas, except it wasn't gas, it was diarrhea. At 35 years-old I pooped my pants in the grocery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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amaranthphantom 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:16

I love the way you wrote that OP!! (first?)

Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:42

Oh God  I remember when I had really bad diarrhea at Books A Million... Luckily it didn't reach past my underwear when I finally got to the bathroom. Note to people in charge of bathrooms: it is NOT cool when you have to ask for keys to bathrooms. When I gotta go, I GOTTA GO.

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amaranthphantom 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:16

I love the way you wrote that OP!! (first?)

kelseygrammar 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:22

oh i do too

mystomachurts 3

Wednesday 25 November 2009 12:07

Oor.. instead of irritable bowel syndrome like one of you suggested... SHe could be fooling around with laxatives and have some sort of eating disorder (I think of this only because my name is "mystomachurts" ) You can get the drift.

EmWasHere 1

Sunday 14 February 2010 6:26

zbork181637 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:55

you went into alot of detail...

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 22:33

Amazed at the way you remember every little detail AHAHAHAA, well written EPIC

dogpup4 23

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:10

Haha me too!

Looee 20

Sunday 23 December 2012 8:35

Kind of reminds me of olan rodgers from youtube

Turtles_rock 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:25

That was hella funny

zezjo 3

Monday 12 April 2010 22:45

Agreed.

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:36

"Liquid poo started spewing down my pant legs." Nice. :P

vapors 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:29

This is everyday stuff for us with IBS. FYL, Mate, I know what it feels like.

justmaddi 3

Monday 5 April 2010 7:34

mm yeah my mom has that :/

TheThrasher_fml 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:59

also have it. its at its worst right now

NightXSky 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:43

I have ibs and when I was in elementary school I would be gone for most of the class so they had to send someone to check on me and then when I got back to class I would stay for five minutes before I had to go to the restroom again. Ibs sucks.

Unsaturatedfatty 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:32

Oh dear god. What I like most about this is that if you were coming in from a car, you presumably made the decision somewhere in your sprint to the supermarket bathroom that it would be more worth it to potentially embarass yourself in front of the whole store than to bring your car somewhere to be cleaned. FYL for having to make the choice.