By Cathy - 17/01/2012 00:33 - United States

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Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML
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xSonic 9

That'd be a scary ass creature man!

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Pentium_4 27

even when you neuter them they still do that lol

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StoryOfTheYear 14

18- Coated dogs? Aw shyt boys! Run fer duh hills!

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Jonkbaby 22

did you buy your jacket from, Cruella Deville?

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theladyofepic 3

Apparently it's also the dog's favorite jacket.

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freakinglaugher 10

Dang, I messed that one up pretty bad. Really need to stop this wake up and comment thing.

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DrMime 10

Better than your dog getting violently intimate with your leg. Seriously, he penetrated! But now my leg is pregnant and I'm carrying our love child

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Pop it, and put it on YouTube.

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DrMime 10

I've never given birth on camera before!!! Has there ever been a birth where it's just placenta? Because that's how this would end...

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Complaining 13

Perhaps you should give your dog your coat then. Aside from that, got any funny remarks about the coat lately?

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CalCommando 6

"Your coat smells very... unique."

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Fiskerz 0

He just really likes you and the jacket reminds him of you!

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GoW_Chick 14

Is that gross STICKY Vikky? I mean you might be the expert on this subject...

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GoW_Chick 14

Nothing beats putting on a warm, sticky, slighty salty smelling jacket on a chilly winter morning.

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shazza26 1

If she was in australia, it would be worse becaus it's summer

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Your dog needs a ducky..

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rogue2888 4

Cut it's rocks out lol

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RawrzIIshScareh 0

That's smexii. Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.

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MrMustangg 0

I guess it's your dogs favourite jacket too

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YDIomg 9

My cat did that with an old stuffy I had when I was younger, but after we got him fixed he stopped.

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