Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs, I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex and afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd had great sex also. FML

by Phoellie / 08/28/2009 at 7:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Holidays

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  • He's a bastard...I wonder what on earth your friend was thinking while she was sitting in the closet listening to you. Sounds like a dirty romance novel plot.

    You're better off without them both, it would seem.

    #1 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:03pm by kawa

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  • i like the way this was written.

    that sucks so intensely.

    #5 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:06pm by skittleface

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