Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
by TowelSmellsNice / 04/16/2010 at 8:34am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Health
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I highly doubt this is true.
#18 - On 04/16/2010 at 1:32pm by chelsrageous
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I'm sorry, OP, but it truly sucks to be you since... how do I put this delicately?
You're a towel.
#15 - On 04/16/2010 at 1:28pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
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