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Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

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you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b

#1 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:17am by Canuck

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EWWW

#7 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:28am by Socrates

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