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Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90223) - you deserved it (6653)

On 04/14/2009 at 8:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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