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Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21979) - you deserved it (9490)

On 03/16/2010 at 1:40pm - health - by hkkilla - United States

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I hope it wasn't a dope ass phone

#2 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:44pm by BbYhRtLsS

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Take apart your phone (removed the battery and everything). Let it dry for 2-3 days. Put it back together again and see if it works. I've put my phone in the washer and this worked...I also drowned it in soda in -5 degree weather and drying it out saved it.

#61 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:53pm by Chibi_Seme

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