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Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

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I'm so sorry to tell you, sir, that your insurance policy doesn't cover "Illness" and/or "Ice Cream"

Couldn't we pass it off as "Water Damage"?

"Hahahahaha! Hell no, dude! That means we'd have to pay to get your phone replaced!
We're an insurance company, not a charity!"



And that's why the rules are so air-tight...

#35 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:16pm by KurouTenshi

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I hope it wasn't a dope ass phone

#2 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:44pm by BbYhRtLsS

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