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Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (2507)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)

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Then dump him! You don't need somebody who thinks you're being a whiny bitch when you're not. Find somebody who will understand, and you'll be happier.

#6 - On 03/14/2010 at 4:03am by snickerdoodles

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awww that's Terrible.... beat him up then break up with him :)

#12 - On 03/14/2010 at 4:07am by makii06

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