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Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2790) - you deserved it (37564)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

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