Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm / United States (Utah) / Health
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#1 - On 03/10/2010 at 7:03pm by JGrevious
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How do you forget to wash your hands after taking a massive dump?
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