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Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5799) - you deserved it (39885)

On 02/25/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by djshahso - United States

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You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.

#2 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:10am by lautturi

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YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?

#8 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:11am by AMMYFIST

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