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Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3611) - you deserved it (26330)

On 02/25/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by djshahso - United States

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