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Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML


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On 02/23/2010 at 7:54am - health - by peterpan (man) - Germany (Hessen)

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Hows about you just heat it up again and lift it off?

#8 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:12pm by NeonWar__

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You didn't put it on an area that wouldn't melt or burn? Why not, say, the grass? Or on a trivet? But hey, we all have our thoughtless moments.

You can call it a lawn decoration! Maybe you'll start a new trend!

#2 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:06pm by snickerdoodles

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