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Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4889) - you deserved it (16112)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:54am - health - by peterpan (man) - Germany (Hessen)

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