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Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML


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On 02/23/2010 at 7:54am - health - by peterpan (man) - Germany (Hessen)

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You didn't put it on an area that wouldn't melt or burn? Why not, say, the grass? Or on a trivet? But hey, we all have our thoughtless moments.

You can call it a lawn decoration! Maybe you'll start a new trend!

#2 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:06pm by snickerdoodles

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Agree with Jesir... As for women being in the kitchen... I am a woman and I can cook, however, I also know (and am proud to day) my man is sooo much better at cooking than me! I just say those with BRAINS and common sence should be the one in the kitchen... Too many fire hazards to have Paris Hilton type in there! lols TO OP: Epic Fail dude! haha

#27 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:34pm by TempestJones

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