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Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21208) - you deserved it (91235)

On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)

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um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:40pm by poopypeepee

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That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.

#4 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:42pm by mrgorbachev

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