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Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a feild sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test infront of all the students and parents. I blew. 06%. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19293) - you deserved it (85703)

On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)

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um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:40pm by poopypeepee

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#4... since when was a .06 drunk???? you can drive on a .08 or below....

#9 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:45pm by taureau139

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