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Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a feild sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test infront of all the students and parents. I blew. 06%. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17531) - you deserved it (70570)

On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)

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