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Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 9:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Are you an idiot?
You couldn't move your foot?

#2 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:04am by blankettt

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hmmm..
I really don't see how a used tampon would roll that far..
was the bathroom windy?

#7 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:08am by babybubz

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