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Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 1:20am - health - by a - United States (Maryland)

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You almost fracturing your kneecap? Weird.

That sucks about your knee. I can't believe she didn't even ask you if you were okay.

#2 - On 02/12/2010 at 6:18am by snickerdoodles

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how do you know you almost fractured you knee cap. stop being such a pussy and learn to walk

#51 - On 02/12/2010 at 8:31am by flyer_fan13

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