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Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11654) - you deserved it (31986)

On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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At least he was kind enough to offer his seat. And you saved him embarrassment by taking it instead of pointing out the error. I think the situation went as smoothly as it could.
Maybe you can use this as your wake up call to finally get on a path to losing weight if it really bothered you.
Mine was when I saw myself in a picture about 2 years ago...I was so big, my face looked like it was swollen from a bee sting or something.
I was disgusted with myself, so I started doing something about it. 35 pounds lost so far. :)

#9 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:35am by SailorButterfly

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bahaha you got a free seat and you're bitching about it? @5 grown up you jerk

#6 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:33am by xxmarlboroxx

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