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Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45421) - you totally deserved it (8276)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:49am by bigbill245

haha u gotta funny doctor lmao

#131 - On 03/09/2010 at 10:06pm by z620

Set yourself up for that fail didn't you? lol

#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:51am by nomadxx7

Hahahhhahah

#132 - On 03/14/2010 at 4:24pm by bridgette5866

haha.. damn it i probely do too

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:52am by luigi23

i'm going to be laughing at this one all day.

#4 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:53am by King_of_Kings

so you dont have a gf because you dont play tennis?

#5 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:54am by amy_shmamy

he beats his dick.

#129 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:56pm by loveyoy22

Step 1: Ready your palm and face
Step 2: Slowly lower your face into the palm of your hand
Step 3: Facepalm

#130 - On 03/04/2010 at 2:06am by zac12345

BURN.

#6 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:57am by SomethingWitty

Wow #5...Just wow.


He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat.

...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.

#7 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:57am by blowhole

just 2 make that a little easier for #5 to get, HE IS MASTURBATING!!!

#126 - On 02/07/2010 at 2:13am by Nice_but_Unlucky

...if anyone out there still doesn't get it. To be clear, his doc accused him of whackin' off

#8 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:58am by IcanCthroughU

oh thanks number 8. lmao, i'm pretty slow. but thats pretty hilarious

#118 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:34am by jessicaislameee

I love doctors. X'D

#123 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:08am by sandwichbait

hahahahaha. aww :D

#9 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:03am by Marysenjo

hahaha funny doctor

#10 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:04am by Hong_Kong

Haha you got owned by the doc =P

If it was a female doc you shoud of had a witty come back like since my elbow is fucked then i could use a hand ;)

#11 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:06am by 666midnight

Hahaha! BURN! You Dr. is awesome! LMAO!

#12 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:10am by UnCensoredBitch

Here comes the failboat... OP aboard..

#13 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:18am by MaddieMonster

hahahahahaha fail

#14 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:23am by lolajelly

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#15 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:26am by Gringo

HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. YOU MUST KILL HIM.

#16 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:26am by ILIEKGIRLS

Doctor's love the opportunity to use lines like that. Well played indeed.

#17 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:29am by tmlgurl

hahaha fail.

#18 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:35am by xx_hayleyy

You totally set that up for yourself.

#19 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:38am by rachel13

LOL! Your doctor is hilarious!

#20 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:40am by hpodity

Mr. Anonymous, are you a man or a woman?

You have about three other posts on this website, all on the first page. In one of them, you're a girl who has lost her virginity to an ass of a boyfriend.

#21 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:51am by 56578

#21, do you know what 'anonymous' means? That's the word they use when someone doesn't sign up for a username.

In other news, your doctor has a great sense of humor, OP.

#22 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:02am by Wighty

hehehehe wow!

#23 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:03am by jenn9854

.... #21.. your comment is as stupid as #5's.

Anonymous is not a person, but an entry submitted.......... anonymously.

#24 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:07am by redroses5

win

#25 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:07am by jacklol

lmao! you got owned by your doc!

you need a girlfriend

#26 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:15am by Floridaguy81

hahahaha your doctor is amusingg.

#27 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:15am by xobriexo

#21and #5 - just don't speak.

Anywho, I'm thinking you need a girlfriend.
Your doctor on the other hand...FTW :D

#28 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:26am by marykateex3

haha this reminds me of something that happened in chem class in hs one of my classmates cameback with a broken wrist after the weekend then my teacher says "I wonder what Rob was doing over the weekend"

#29 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:28am by cyberhoy

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#30 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:29am by cammy_white96

I think it's time #5 and #21 reevaluate their lives and then we'll see their own FMLs here.

#31 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:39am by Four

hahaha. I think the diagnoses would be to use your other hand once in a while...

#32 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:45am by 420hiadventurer

hahahahahahahahaha

#33 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:45am by winfre213

thanks #7 & #8 :]

#34 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:19pm by vivianemaia1

Oh yeah #26, like we can all just waltz out every morning and grab ourselves a girlfriend...but still lol at the OP. xD

#35 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:23pm by phiniusmaster

Ha. Guess you did solve it. Maybe you should switch hands to give both arms an equal work out and stop irritating the hell out of your tendons. You must be very enthusiastic.

#36 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:27pm by strawberry_78

Today, I left a really stupid comment on an FML and instead of everyone commenting on how silly the FML was, they commented on how stupid my comment was. FML

-dedicated to the posters of comments #5 and #21.


PS. great FML

#37 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:27pm by yesmy_love

LOL I want you doctor.

#38 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:32pm by quesoesbueno59

I'm sorry, but this is pretty funny.

#39 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:41pm by ACBOMBSHELL

#5 failure lmaoo though

#40 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:54pm by emorockerownage

i dont get the tennis elbow part, but the gf part was:
lolz

#41 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:55pm by pwnrzero

#21 and #5 win fail of the week award

#42 - On 04/04/2009 at 1:14pm by tehhotness

Hahaha that doctor is the man

#43 - On 04/04/2009 at 1:23pm by el_Caballo

Can't even be mad at a comment like that. You get to tell that story forever. Gold

#44 - On 04/04/2009 at 1:36pm by ello_ello

ROFLMAO
How does it feel to get destroyed by someone in a white coat?

#45 - On 04/04/2009 at 1:51pm by MukyDaCookie

#37 bet me to it.
but #41, tennis elbow is when one arm is bigger than the other. common activities that lead to that is: sports only using one hand. Or if you work at an ice cream store and only use one arm to scoop.

#46 - On 04/04/2009 at 1:54pm by pudgypaw

hahaha, oh unlucky dude, what did you do after that? Just go pink in the face lol?

#47 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:03pm by whoismgmt

LMAO , # 5 ?

#48 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:03pm by dammn

i like your doctor.

#49 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:12pm by Jasper

Hahah, #37

#50 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:13pm by azn_m16

haha thats funny
at least ur doc has a good sense of humor so it wasnt SUPER awkward.
and dont worry every does it =]

#51 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:13pm by effmalife

lmao

#52 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:19pm by stfuchivonne

OMG LMAO

#53 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:27pm by jaaxx

LMFAO!

#54 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:30pm by jayfx

prescription: limit yourself to 3 faps per second for no more than 3600 faps a day

#55 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:34pm by blland

Helps to be ambidextrous :D It'll ease the tennis elbow :p

#56 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:34pm by Why_Me77

#56 is right. Try using your other arm. It'll feel like it did back in middle school where the girl had no idea what she was doing

#57 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:41pm by tehhotness

#5, #21 - Wow...just wow.

#58 - On 04/04/2009 at 3:15pm by alex_vik

Haha. I had to share that with a few friends. Hilarious.

#59 - On 04/04/2009 at 3:25pm by DreamInColor

hey doc got any daughters? ;)

#60 - On 04/04/2009 at 3:32pm by dwights

If you're that embarrassed by masturbation then maybe you shouldn't do it

#61 - On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm by intothevoid612

DIAF 61

#62 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:01pm by dwights

Wow, epically pwned by a doctor; that's a first in the history of history. #5 PLEASE tell me that was a joke or that you're number is your age. #7 Awesome comeback! You're my hero.

#63 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:02pm by AkihiroHattori5

#45
you might have offended some people with that comment.
e.g. kkk victims.
lol.

#64 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:17pm by jayman

Sometimes you just gotta beat your buddy like he owes you money!

#65 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:25pm by OMGoriginality

#45 you racist bitch.
OP: You should add "and he's right" before your "FML"

#66 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:30pm by Atashi

best fml of today.

#67 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:31pm by jayman

@64 and 66...uh, not racist. Doctors wear white coats. Maybe it's regional, but they depict it all the time on tv and even in that song "They're coming to take me away."

#68 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:55pm by o0ginger0o

Fuck you, #45

#69 - On 04/04/2009 at 4:56pm by RPGod

This cheered me up no end. Been in a right strop for hours too :) Thanks :D

Wtf @ the people getting on at #45? They don't know what a coat is or something?

#70 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:07pm by Tri

Am I the only one who thought #5 was being facetious?

#72 - On 04/04/2009 at 6:09pm by elina

Ok apparently we need to explain this cause #41 is a little slow. He has tennis elbow AKA tendinitis. As he doesn't play tennis the question was how he got it. The doctor implied that it happened from jerking off by asking him if he had a girlfriend. The doctors guess was confirmed when he answered no. C'mon people!

#73 - On 04/04/2009 at 8:23pm by f_ur_life

# 5 # 21 and # 41. you are all idiots.
especially #21. you're just fucking stupid.

#74 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:24pm by newb_01

use your left arm!

#75 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:51pm by khow

XD Your doctor is awesome

#76 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:05pm by lakehamthekid

heh I play Tennis with my Girlfriend

#77 - On 04/04/2009 at 10:14pm by Whitenight

#77, You may want to make sure your girlfriend is actually a girl.

#78 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:31pm by SirAndrew

Wow, I could see how that doctor got his phd. CAUSE HE'S GENIUS

#79 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:42pm by Angelol

hahahahahahhahaha!
favorites list!

#80 - On 04/05/2009 at 12:16am by dcapp

#78, You made me laugh so hard I spewed water on my computer.

I agree, your doctor is hilarious.

#81 - On 04/05/2009 at 1:22am by TickettoRide

Is he dr. House? He's genius! =D

#82 - On 04/05/2009 at 3:26am by braFTW

Your doctor: 1
You: 0

#83 - On 04/05/2009 at 4:14am by craznazn247

I like your doctor's sense of humour :)
Lol @ #83

#37, i'm posting that FML!

#84 - On 04/05/2009 at 6:30am by ljuwaidah

@46: You clearly don't know the definition of Tennis Elbow. Think before you post.

Thanks #63, I try! If only I could put so much effort into my studies. . .

#85 - On 04/05/2009 at 10:40am by blowhole

Haha this is so epic =]

#86 - On 04/05/2009 at 12:32pm by DragonkillxD

Haha aw poor guy.

#87 - On 04/05/2009 at 1:33pm by wat_the_eff

hahahahahahahahahaha
i love this!

#88 - On 04/05/2009 at 2:42pm by abcdefgh

everyone that is ripping on people that dont understand this should just chill..
they're probs girls and dont think about masturbating when they read this..

#89 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:18pm by iaplc

Ha that was a gd one

#90 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:30pm by Jesus_Cookies

hahaha at least hes got a good sense of humor lol

#91 - On 04/05/2009 at 11:24pm by i_eFed_My_Lifeup

Epic

#92 - On 04/06/2009 at 1:40am by AlphaLeader

You don't only get tennis elbow from playing tennis, it's just the name of the injury.

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend if you're that stupid.

#93 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:04am by MajorLeeScrewed

Ahahaha...

...no, no, wait... there's more on the way...

AHAHahahahaha. HAH.

#94 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:29am by Logica42

Number 2 is God. xDDD

#95 - On 04/06/2009 at 1:35pm by hayleykaulitz

wow that really made my day!!! hahaha

#96 - On 04/06/2009 at 4:33pm by liviaj

I love this. He definitely needs a bonus.

#97 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:33am by Chaith

Your doctor is the best, ever.

#98 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:10pm by takran

I don't see why this is so bad. I would have laughed in your place.

#99 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:21pm by peel

HAHAHAHAH your doctor is freaking awesome.

#100 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:50pm by audiogasmic

#5 and #21... Wow.

ROFLMAO #37.

Haha, nice doc. I love it.

#101 - On 04/08/2009 at 9:37am by CandyKisses

wait that can actually happen o.o?

#102 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:50pm by CptJackSwallows

Medical win

#103 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:40pm by Jem0_0

lmao

#104 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:56pm by Emily_T

ha i actually play tennis so i have an excuse :P

#105 - On 04/11/2009 at 12:11pm by waitingforever

your doctor is cool

#106 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:43pm by Gotz_No_Love

haha thats awesome but say u played polo

#107 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:19pm by notgay69

HAHAHAH ohh thats so funny....

#108 - On 04/23/2009 at 1:00am by CRC17

Your doctor's awesome.

#109 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:38pm by jagaugga

Your doctor's name isn't Gregory House is it?

#110 - On 05/28/2009 at 1:37am by blacklite69

Dissed by a doc

#111 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:46pm by lifeisgood8877

LMAO #56

to OP, your doctor is da man XD

#112 - On 06/11/2009 at 3:48pm by antiflamer5

Ahahahahahahahaha

#113 - On 06/13/2009 at 11:55am by irrelevantxx

Oh my gawd... -laughing like a crazy person-
Seriously, this is one of the best FML's I've ever read. I immediately started laughing at this one. Wow, so fucking hilarious. Your doctor is EPIC.

#114 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:48pm by SasuNaru

That doctor sounds like a keeper. Most doctors are boring and stuffy.

#115 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:46pm by kpearsall

You got burned!

#116 - On 07/07/2009 at 8:41pm by davek

#5 & #21 wow. That's all. I think they need to take a big step forward and get a round of applause for the failure award...

#117 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:17am by amaneylandx3

EPIC FAIL

#119 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:12pm by mellr7

lmfao best doctor he obviously does his job well

#120 - On 08/16/2009 at 1:20am by cr1sis

best fml in a very long time

rofl

#122 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:45am by twohot2touch

LOL@16

#124 - On 11/01/2009 at 12:12am by sandwichbait

WIN!!! JUST WIN!

#125 - On 01/01/2010 at 11:02pm by MartinDenStore

lol that's amazing pro doc

#127 - On 02/18/2010 at 10:55pm by Jaguar1234

wow um. WOW burnnn

#128 - On 02/25/2010 at 9:40am by pepsie

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