Doctor, Wanker and Health: Obvious

Obvious

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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By tomuchtime - 02/06/2011 08:46

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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By svenska75 - 03/09/2014 21:30 - France - Paris

Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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Bro, do you even lift?

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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By WIIslave - 14/12/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML

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By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML

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By kinky - 05/08/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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bigbill245 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:49

haha burrrn

blowhole 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:57

Wow #5...Just wow. He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat. ...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.

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tehhotness 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:14

#21 and #5 win fail of the week award

bee127 0

Monday 5 April 2010 7:10

^ FTW!

el_Caballo 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:23

Hahaha that doctor is the man

ello_ello 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:36

Can't even be mad at a comment like that. You get to tell that story forever. Gold

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:51

ROFLMAO How does it feel to get destroyed by someone in a white coat?

pudgypaw 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:54

#37 bet me to it. but #41, tennis elbow is when one arm is bigger than the other. common activities that lead to that is: sports only using one hand. Or if you work at an ice cream store and only use one arm to scoop.

Djosef_fml 0

Monday 28 June 2010 4:46

Epic fail. You have no idea what tennis elbow is. Tennis elbow is a condition where the outer part of the elbow becomes sore and tender, affecting men or women about 50/50. It is more often found among workers who have to use their elbow in repetitive movements. The pain can get very bad, and it can lead to permanent damage. To get a tennis elbow out of faping, you'd need to abuse it at insane levels. The doctor was either making a poor joke, or he was serious and the OP has an a problem with sex (hypersexuality) that having a girlfriend won't solve. So, OP, to heal your arm, you have to stop moving it.