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Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20563) - you deserved it (4911)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:18pm - health - by XxOx - Sent from mobile version

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