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Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML


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On 01/31/2010 at 12:38am - health - by lilsis (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I spose you went straight to the fridge?

#6 - On 01/31/2010 at 7:18am by RustyGuns

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they do it because they love you.

#1 - On 01/31/2010 at 6:29am by maskedman

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