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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39344) - you deserved it (7835)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:33pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...

#10 - On 01/27/2010 at 7:44pm by iheartyoux96

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that really sucks.

#1 - On 01/27/2010 at 7:39pm by Caz_the_Spaz

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