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Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9278) - you deserved it (50354)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands

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YDI for smoking.

#2 - On 01/11/2010 at 7:09am by Americunt

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So, hoover your damn bed and stop smoking.

#8 - On 01/11/2010 at 7:13am by jcrook

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