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Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6670) - you deserved it (36357)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:17am - health - by King7 (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

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how do u not know how to stop a treadmill??? the button that says stop usually works. your dumb, YDI

#3 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:18pm by mandacakes

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You deserve it, for using the term "happy sacks."

#4 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:20pm by GIRAFFES

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