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Today, my boyfriend had to be hospitalized to drain poison from a bad spider bite. His mom is convinced that he got it from my house and won't let him come over anymore. I suppose she's right, because guess who found a spider web under their bed today, along with 5 new spider bites? FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 2:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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You might want to consider cleaning your room more often...

#3 - On 01/02/2010 at 10:09am by Starfire22

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Spiderwebs can be spun overnight. The timing of the bites indicates that the spider had newly moved in. Who looks under the bed often enough to catch spiderwebs instantly?

Getting rid of the web doesn't get rid of the spider, unless it's in it.

Five bites does not equal five spiders. They aren't like bees, who sting and then die.

#32 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:16pm by Mirm83

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