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Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks (26955) - you deserved it (2202)

On 12/29/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by sickofsick - United States

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