Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

by sickofsick / 12/29/2009 at 10:11pm / United States / Health

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  • Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

    #2 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:10am by Ninjaface

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  • A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

    #4 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:10am by shelboo

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