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Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?

#3 - On 12/26/2009 at 2:05pm by carpediem19

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Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in porn.

#9 - On 12/26/2009 at 2:13pm by Spaceghost77

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