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Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4786) - you deserved it (57044)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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