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Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 12:15am - health - by RazorBumps (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Men are stupid. As if we came hairfree and stuff. They don't understand all the trouble we go through before getting into bed with them!!!

#17 - On 12/16/2009 at 8:20am by Lilu01

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ouch! i hate that, steal his shaving cream, use moisturiser and don't scratch :) What an idiot though...wait to cock block himself!

#2 - On 12/16/2009 at 7:14am by Ducati45

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