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Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34593) - you deserved it (4646)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You're a woman and her child, so perhaps she trusted you. What if someday your mom is 87 years old, and requires you to clean her, feed her, and change her diapers all the while she's unable to even talk? Are you going to post on FML about how your life sucks? Or are you going to behave like a responsible, moral person who takes care of her family rather than find it disgusting and something for all to hear?

#4 - On 11/30/2009 at 4:04am by NorfolkDude

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She sat on a pencil and it magically made her ass bleed? I have an image of a pencil standing straight up and usually just doesn't happen like that, pal.

#5 - On 11/30/2009 at 4:04am by xApril

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