Why the hell would you go all the way to Hawaii just to spend the entire time in bed together?
You could have saved a lot of money and just spent the entire week in bed together at home. Then you could have gone to Hawaii when you were able to go outside and appreciate it.
Kanaloa was angry with you for being stupid, and commanded the fish to give you food poisoning.
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Aww... well... at least you're together?
Think about how horny and wild the sex will be after waiting for so long, with such anticipation having built up before hand!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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