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Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 5:03pm - health - by IndieRox (woman) - United States (California)

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Why the hell would you go all the way to Hawaii just to spend the entire time in bed together?

You could have saved a lot of money and just spent the entire week in bed together at home. Then you could have gone to Hawaii when you were able to go outside and appreciate it.

Kanaloa was angry with you for being stupid, and commanded the fish to give you food poisoning.

#7 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:44pm by FerrariCake

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Aww... well... at least you're together?
Think about how horny and wild the sex will be after waiting for so long, with such anticipation having built up before hand!

#5 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:40pm by DameGreyWulf

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