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Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38066) - you deserved it (2770)

On 11/28/2009 at 5:03pm - health - by IndieRox (woman) - United States (California)

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Aww... well... at least you're together?
Think about how horny and wild the sex will be after waiting for so long, with such anticipation having built up before hand!

#5 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:40pm by DameGreyWulf

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That sucks. =(

#1 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:36pm by Flexanimous

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