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Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/20/2009 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Wait, how do you know your mother's joints cracked when she was having sex?

#3 - On 11/20/2009 at 8:47pm by TheOtherNewest1

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its not that bad, my joints pop too and what?

#2 - On 11/20/2009 at 8:47pm by misstay

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