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Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML


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On 11/19/2009 at 10:53am - health - by nolips (man) - Norway (Oslo)

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Is anyone else wondering how she got the damn keys? He drove, why would he hand over keys to her while she was heading in to the hospital?

#11 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:10pm by idkweird

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Her pain must have messed up her critical thinking skills. First, who expects a person to WALK thirty-two miles, especially at nine in the morning??? And second, if you'd walked, she would have probably passed you on the way home, since cars drive a lot faster than people can'd still be walking home when she parked the car at your house!

FYL for having an idiot girlfriend. Maybe her "terrible pain" was a result of straining the few brain cells she has available to her.

#12 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:13pm by myfriend_youfail

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