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Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks (24799) - you deserved it (1225)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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