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Today, they are pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I am three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (3317)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:12pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Go four miles away.

I didn't realize that pregnancy impaired one's logic so much.

#2 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:09pm by perdix

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That's one smell of a power. Use it for good, not evil.

#6 - On 10/23/2009 at 5:16pm by DoomJeff91

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