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Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Absolutely DELICIOUS!

#3 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:41pm by Kervik

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Lucky dentist with his mask on doesn't even have to smell his own fart. :P

Just breathe through your mouth. Making him smell your bad breath is nothing compared to you having to smell his appalling booty-toots.

#5 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:56pm by Witchcraft

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