Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! THAT'S GROSS!
#2 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:39pm by Flymeister
Lucky dentist with his mask on doesn't even have to smell his own fart. :P
Just breathe through your mouth. Making him smell your bad breath is nothing compared to you having to smell his appalling booty-toots.
#4 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:56pm by Witchcraft
Yeah, it must have been kinda embarrasing for the dentist.
#8 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:17pm by MiniatureMayhem
lol ur right. no need for anethetic though... already enough gas...
#9 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:24pm by Aj_teh_cool
"Was that a fart?"
"I dunno"
"I can taste it... on my tongue"
#11 - On 10/17/2009 at 8:27pm by allmidnighteyes
do you smell with your mouth? no. so just breathe out of your mouth and it wont matter
#14 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:11pm by epicwinmaster
90% of taste is smell. They're greatly connected. If you open your mouth and there's a strong smell around you'll sort of taste it. This has to be the grossest FML for me. Ugh. Now I'm afraid to go to the dentist.
This board is confusing me with its disappearing comments.
#16 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:21pm by Witchcraft
Since when is it silent when you get your cavities filled?
It was never silent when I got mine filled.
Between the drilling, and the suction thing that sucks the saliva out of your mouth so you won't swallow.
I think it would be more of a FML for the dentist. How embarrassing.
And come on, we've all passed gas at awkward times, surely. I could definitely relate to the dentist...
#27 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:06pm by JustAReaderOfFml
Fml's these days
so stupid
sounds gross, but not an fml
#28 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:31pm by TAST3MYRAINB00Wx
Not a FML, eh?
How about I eat an extra hearty helping of Chipotle, extra generous on the pinto beans and hot salsa, strap you down, somehow keep your mouth open, and let loose?
#31 - On 10/17/2009 at 11:52pm by allmidnighteyes
Sometimes... I get really scared to read comments.
This is why.
#46 - On 10/18/2009 at 9:36am by redbluegreen
Your dentist knows that making you taste his fart and thereby lose your appetite is the only way to make sure you don't eat or drink for thiry minutes. You unreliable jerk.
He has his mask on and with that in mind its fact that everyone likes their own brand.... Poor dentist, he missed out!
That must have tasted lovely. You should have let one loose in return.
#49 - On 10/18/2009 at 3:26pm by blastvortex
i hate when something smells bad and your mouth is open!!
#51 - On 10/18/2009 at 8:58pm by EllisIsland09
did it smell like jalpeno chili nachos. are there any studies of fart smells based on what you ate. example if girl ate a cherry snow cone would her fart smell like that ? anyone ?
#55 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:52am by ladiesman14
you're an idiot. its MUCH more likely the smell came out of the disgusting cavity in your mouth. learn to floss.
