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Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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Were you eating black chips?

I think FML has taught me to never pick up "food" I dropped and eat it.
Also, nice username.

#2 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:52pm by Intoxicunt

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What kind of crap-hole do you live in if you can't differentiate between crumbs of food and a tick? And how the hell does a tick look like a crumb in the first place?

#7 - On 10/06/2009 at 2:03pm by Incubuss

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