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Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (5262)

On 09/25/2009 at 4:43am - health - by SterlingEnigma (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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Irony? I say so.

#1 - On 09/25/2009 at 10:06am by Farteroffire

See in context

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Who breaks their teeth on an apple...?

#2 - On 09/25/2009 at 10:06am by Blobenshnogen

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