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Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13723) - you deserved it (47347)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:37am - health - by Cpt_Concerned (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!

#7 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:19am by snowieflake

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hmm.. get help

this is kind of sad....

#1 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:05am by tingting1

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