Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

by Misterhippo / 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.

    #11 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:19am by glitchead

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  • what an asshole of a friend. 8(

    #1 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:54am by KikuHonda

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