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Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" . I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31029) - you deserved it (10113)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:30am - health - by pussyOUT (man) - United States

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