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Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45967) - you deserved it (12665)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm - health - by baldintheback (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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ouch.
i'd put HER hair in it

#2 - On 08/15/2009 at 8:51pm by klutzywriter

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So wait, did the shit hit the fan?

#4 - On 08/15/2009 at 8:51pm by Rowbin

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