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Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56792) - you deserved it (6997)

On 03/18/2009 at 9:41pm - health - by uofpalum (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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