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Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6805) - you deserved it (85804)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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