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Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)

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You gotta love the irony.

#5 - On 08/10/2009 at 6:57pm by teehee520

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Wow, next time, read the patient's chart before going to meet with him. If we nursing students can do it, surely you medical students can do it too.

#35 - On 08/10/2009 at 8:57pm by juche

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