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Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML


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On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahh, you're the kind of person I fear achieving a medical degree.

...You DO know you're allowed to read (and pay attention to) the case files...right?

#22 - On 08/10/2009 at 7:33pm by Lia_Mackenzie

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Wow, next time, read the patient's chart before going to meet with him. If we nursing students can do it, surely you medical students can do it too.

#35 - On 08/10/2009 at 8:57pm by juche

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